And the best part is I havering side seats to it all," he replied to me.Trickster? What was he going on about? I had no idea what in the worldhe was g...ing on about. Before I could respond he started to speak."Now I'm a sporting fellow Victoria. I'll make a deal with you. If youcan survive this weekend in your current form and you play the game Iwill change you back to your old male form," he said to me."That's it you want me to pretend to be a woman and if you like how I doit then you will. Two hot chicks going at each other right if front of him, that's like primo, if you know what I mean. The only thing that could top that is a threesome with two hot chicks." Great, way to go, he thought. Now you sound like some nerdy eighth grader with overcharged hormones."So, you think I'm hot?" Of all the questions she might ask, that one never crossed his mind."You're serious?" he asked. "Damn, let's see. One a scale of one to ten, one being Rosie O'Donnell and ten being Marilyn Monroe, and. I blushed softly and smiled. He was very sweet to me when he was. He didn't say anything, but I looked down and noticed a bulge in his pants. I'm not stupid, but I'm pretty sure he had a boner. Was there a porn on TV? It can't be me though. I'm his sister...EW! I tried to look back at the TV to watch the movie that was playing, but his bulge grew bigger. Slowly I glanced up at him and his eyes were taped to the movie, showing that he didn't know what was going on. When the movie ended my. Perhaps you are stuck here too?”Samlock went pale, which for a white skinned creature like an elf was difficult. In fact his face became a subtle pink. He had learnt now how to persuade elf-maids to let him stroke them, in return for favours freely given. He didn’t want to lose that and have to poke these ugly humans with their hairy groins. He looked up to see Demelza advancing on him with a large kitchen knife.“Demelza! No!” shouted Krill and then to Samlock “DO NOT HARM HER”. Samlock had.