I tried to catch fog yesterday--Mist.The first rule of Alzheimer's club--Is don't talk about chess club.Why does a chicken coop have two doors?If it h...d four doors it would be a chicken sedan.I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.She looked surprised.This one is compliments of DennisThis happened to a friend of mine. Beware, it could happen to you. Ladies, please pass this on to your husbands, fathers, uncles, etc. so they will not fall prey to this scam.Women often receive. I remembered desperately trying to break eye contact with him but found I couldn't. Not until he asked me a question was I able to say something, and even then it was only to answer him specifically."What's your name and your true age," the man asked me."Serena Templer. I'm one hundred and eighty-eight years old," I whispered in response."You're very pretty for someone so old. It must be immortality that keeps you looking so young, huh?" he responded with a smile."Yes," I whispered.I. All I heard her say was ‘really?….I don’t believe you,’ before she lapsed into another episode of laughter. We had traveled about ten minutes when she held the phone to one side and looked my way, ‘he wants us to come by the boat,’ she said, shaking her head, no. ‘Tell him no,’ I said, emphatically, as if ‘NO’ would satisfy my friend. ‘You tell him,’ she said, handing me the phone. ‘I have to make a call anyway.’ She produced a cell phone from the denim vest she wore over a T shirt which, like. Mother and Daddy always put my needs first. Even when Mother was dying, she would lecture Daddy for hours about how to break the news to me, to make sure I wasn't devastated when she died."God in Heaven, I miss her." She wasn't talking to me anymore. She was healing, and I let her. Sherrie smiled through her tears and said, "My mother never worked another day after she met Daddy. She says he proposed during their first dance at the USO Club, and it was later that evening before she realized he.