”I took the boys to the bar. “You saw my sexy ladies win the boarding lounge contest. Our cabin still has over 80 free beers left. You are okay to...drink on the cruise.” They followed gladly. I was happy they decided that one beer was enough.Darla and DarleneI was 7:30 pm when Darla and Darlene knocked on 9014. Abby answered the knock. Darla was surprised to see a female answer but managed, “Are James and Will here?”“You just missed them. They headed out to the lunchroom for dinner a few minutes. “What shall we do?” said the wife. “I know,” said the husband. “Put it between your legs to warm it up.” “But it’s all wet and it stinks!” “Well, cover the badger’s nose then!”A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some condoms. She asks, “What size please?” “Good question,” he replies, “ I’m not sure,” “Tell ya what. Right outside, there’s a fence with three holes in it, stick your dick in the holes and tell me which one it fits in,” suggests the lady. So he takes her advice,. But Alain leaned forward and took a nipple in between his lips and within seconds, his face twisted up as he ejaculated.They all leaned back on the steps for a minute, coming down from their highs. When, in the deck lights, they all became aware that the water around them was polluted with ropes of spunk. All realized at the same time, that Dave and Alain were the culprits and there was a panicked rush to get out of the water. Standing on the deck, the three of them broke into laughter, then. "Heroin?" Jake wondered.I looked at the pill bottles and read the labels. "No, somethingweirder," I muttered. Everything was starting to make sense now, but Ididn't want to believe it. The odds were just too great. How could therebe two of us under the same roof? I backed out of the room careful notto disturb anything and then fixed the doorknob. When Nick finally didcome home, he didn't suspect anything.I sat on my bed Indian style and contemplated what I had discovered."He's self-medicating.