“Go now before the old bat figures out what happened! Go, go, go!” she screeched. I backed out of the lot and made a b-line for the highway. As so...n as the shop was well out of sight I erupted into maniacal laughter. I had no idea what came over me, but I couldn’t stop laughing. I turned to my right and saw Ellie laughing right along with me. Neither one of us could stop. “I guess you couldn’t get it open because when I bolted out the door the entire register was gone” she guffawed. “I tried, I. Husbands wanting to swap saying, "Fuck my wife, please," parties that turned into orgies. Men bringing strangers home to fuck their wives. Interesting reading but it was warping my mind.All I wanted was to liven-up my sex life a little. I didn't want to fuck the whole damn planet. I did wonder how I felt about my marriage, my wife, my sex drive. I wasn't out to have affairs but to just take care of my own wife.Reading so many stories made me wonder what it would be like to watch Sue with. Mujhey school bhej kar mere ghar waale gaaon nikal liye. 2.30 bajey main ghar aaya. Bhaabhi aayi. Paani laayi. Fir main wo aur unka launda khaana khae. Launda unka gaya soney main aur wo tv dekhne lagey kuch der baad dekha to aunty aakh band karke baithe baithe sir sofe pe rakhe ke so gayi hain. Us postion ki wajah se unki chooche aur ubhar k aage aa gaye. Fir kya tha zyada doori pe to main baitha nahi tha dheere dheere maine girna chalu kia aur seedha unke choocho pe mera sir. Bhagwan ko bola. I’m 23 years old and I am a first year grad student at Cal. I’ve been dating my current boyfriend, Lewis for about two years now. He’s a great guy. He’s very smart and super loyal. He’s sort of a nerd, but hey so am I, so I can’t complain. Our sex life is pretty good. I mean, he’s extremely caring and polite. Maybe sometimes I wish he were a little, you know, less polite. I don’t want to date some macho idiot, but I wish Lewis would be a bit more forceful sometimes and take control a little.