He sat down on the sofa as I went in and got us both a cold soda. He thanked me when I handed it to him and started telling me that he and his dad wou...d be leaving on a deer hunt at the end of the week and would be gone all weekend to south Texas. I could tell he was excited about the trip and engaged him in conversation about his gun and all the things that pertain to hunting He seemed like a nice young teen, a certain change from the rag tag elements I had just recently left behind in East L.. You’d have been proud of him, Mrs. B.”“I am, Tim. After you’ve changed clothes eat the lunch I made for you. I’d hate for the food to go to waste.”“Okay,” Benny said.After lunch, Tim and Benny went out into the garage to work on the van. Since the engine block and heads were out getting machined, they had to work on the brakes instead. It wasn’t a tough job, just a little time consuming. As soon as they pulled the first brake drum off, they realized that they were going to have to replace it. --George Burns"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation".--Lily Tomlin"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant". --Margaret Cho"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects".--Les Dawson"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship".--Sharon Stone"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a. I put most of the weapons in the empty demo bag, only keeping my shotgun handy, and waited for the call.The call came right on time, and Ashley was on the phone again.“Bill, we’ve turned north. We haven’t seen any police or any check points. Actually, we haven’t seen much of anyone,” she told me.“That’s fine, Sweetie,” I said. “I’ve changed tags and I’m ready to head out. I’ll call you in thirty minutes. OK?”“OK, Bill. Be careful,” she cautioned me.I crept up to the road without the lights on.