I decided just to be honest and see what happened. I wouldn’t be at all upset with either of them on my arm, and I would completely understand if th...y both shot me down. ‘Well, I go there fairly regularly to play pool. I talk to people, have fun, but I have never invited anyone back to my place.’ I paused for a breath. ‘OK, confession time. Last night, I was looking for a date for a charity dinner in a few weeks.’ ‘Are you being honored or something?’ Shelly asked me, eying me askance. ‘No no,. "We've both been VERY good."Sharon raised her eyebrow, just like her mother, in total disbelief. "Everyone who believes that junk, stand on their heads." A short pause. "Just as I thought. I don't see any ankles in the air." Billy crawled over to his sister from the other Mother, and kissed her knee. "I promise you, Sis. We shopped a little, got a bite to eat, and looked at that lake we told you about. That's all we did. And no hankie-pankie while we were gone."Barb leaned forward to add her. Pat yelled for her and I heard her footsteps walk in there."What?," she whispered."Doug's sleepin' on the couch." Well where the fuck am I supposed to sleep?" I don't give a fuck, hahaha. Sleep in the baby's room for all I care. He's at mom's."I couldn't believe he would say this to her. But the fact remained that I HAD HEARD it. I laid down on the couch and listened to them fight but I was just way too fucked up to even pay that much attention. My head was swimming and I was tired of talking. Wow!" We ought to try it, Julie," the auburn-haired girl said."That's not a bad car," Herb admitted. "How'd you get it, Julie?" I sucked snatch for it," the pretty blonde said."Come on," Herb pooh-poohed her. "Tell me, who gave that to you?" A dyke, a real honest-to-goodness bulldyke, Herb," Julie said."Let's try that clit-pinching," Lisa said."Okay," Julie agreed. "But go easy on mine-it's sore and tender as hell." How about letting Herb pinch ‘em both of ours at the same time?" Lisa.