Eeww.I was miserable and then I found the answer. I was having lunch with the girls and Kelly and Maxx were arguing about whether guys preferred blow ...obs or a fuck. Emma said “They’ll do anything for either one.” I had my solution. “They’d do ANYTHING”. Even take me to the dance.The only flaw with this was that not one boy had ever shown any interest in fucking me since Alun. I still had no tits and skinny legs and so on. But a blow job might be a different proposition. If they liked getting. Terry is sure to rat on me next term if he findspuke stains on the floor."A quick and blurry glance around and Jimmy was relieved to find he wasin his dorm room. Judging from his queasiness, it had been a hell of anight on the booze. And judging from the pressure and constriction hefelt on his chest, he had been smoking a lot of pot.'Nice one, idiot,' he thought. 'You're hungover, and you vomited on thecarpet. Terry IS going to rat on you! Hey, wait - Terry is MYroommate!'The figure at the door. ..I start with a low walking pace. After I programmed the treadmill, I takea second closer look at the sight over to the other side of the room. Thebright pink of her top caught my attention as soon as I entered the room.Of course this covers only as much as it has to, leaving her arms,shoulders and stomach as uncovered as the upper part of her breasts,which are by the way fake as hell, since I have never seen double d?s ona 20something old, 5 ft 5 girl with no more than 100 lbs. Of course. ”The comedian continued to work her way through the crowd, as patrons laughed at her crowd poking humor. Suddenly, she looked in our direction. I felt a knot in the pit of my stomach. She made a beeline in our direction, but as she passed, I felt a sense of relief overcome me. Then suddenly, I was bathed in the warm glow of the spotlight as the comedian dropped her arms over my shoulders and on to my chest. She leaned and whispered in my ear and into the microphone, and asked: “Is your date.