I was a normal guy who likes girls… I always wanted a girlfriend.But couldn’t get. Not because i look bad(i look average actually)Even girls seems...to like me. But i was afraid to talk to them. 1 day i was coming back to home as i saw my beautiful neighbor natasha in front of her house talking in phone. I dint give much attention to her. But i should tell you she is beautiful. I dunno her assets much but she has great assets. After few days there was a party at my house. So my mother called our. ”This group is compliments of John MIrish jokesThe reason there are so many Irish jokes is because the Irish have a quaint way with words. Like the Irish patient who hobbled into the Surgery waiting room. “I hope to God the doctor finds something wrong with me because I’d hate to feel like this if I was well!”Murphy dropped dead the moment he arrived home from a vacation in the tropics. He was laid out in the coffin for friends and neighbours to pay their last respects.“He’s got a great tan,”. They were the most exquisite caramel brown with long, dark lashes. His skin was the kind that looked naturally tan year round and he had a devilish goatee that screamed 'bad boy'. Dressed in suit pants and a vibrant blue dress shirt, he had already removed his tie. The first two buttons of his shirt were opened revealing just a peek of his strong chest. She eyed his taut 5'8" frame with appreciation and began to flush."Hello, Ms. Pinot. May I give you a hand?" he asked as he reached out and. Als sie dann nach 5 Minuten die Augen erst wieder aufmachte sah sie nur einen Schwanz der direkt vor ihrem Gesicht stand. Sie merkte dass sie keine Kontrolle mehr über ihren Körper hatte da ihr Mund instinktiv auf dem Schwanz zuging und sie schon bereit war ihn direkt in den Mund zu nehmen. Erst kurz davor merkte sie wem dieser riesige pralle Schwanz vor ihrem Gesicht gehörte. Es war ihr Schüler Nico der weiterhin seine Handykamera auf seine Lehrerin richtete. Sie wollte gerade sauer etwas.