And unzipping my mac on the way out in the hope the girl on the till would see the big wet patch on my wank-trousers, which already had a mass of brow... spunk-stains on them. As a pervert wanker, when I see a magazine I have to buy it, even though only for the girl on the cover cause I know that the pics inside won’t be right for me. That’s why I ended up with a massive collection and debts up to my ears. It also meant when I was lucky enough to find a girl to worship in person (sheer fluke) I. You know, explore every hidden aspect of our sexual desires. Do you think you could handle something like that?”Merlin couldn’t believe his good luck! It was so perfect that he wondered for a second if Smoke had somehow planted the idea in her head. But no, that wasn’t what Smoke did. Was it?His nose trailed through her bush and his tongue licked up her belly as he knee-walked up to the couch, slipped his hands under Steffany’s beautiful ass and pulled her to the edge so he could slide his. It was kind of nice that we were able to get everything accomplished in less than an hour, and we didn’t have to stop to fix a single problem either. Pretty easy night’s work. Well, if you don’t count what happened next on the elevator. Somewhere between the eighth and ninth floor, the elevator came to an abrupt stop and started making a strange low pitched humming sound. Around the same time, the elevator lights dimmed to about half power and stayed that way even after the. "I`m Laura," she said, offering her hand.I took it and squeezed, in the time-honored tradition of not quite shaking a woman's hand, and said my name. The attentive waiter brought her a martini, which she took a sip of, and said, "if I'm not being too forward, you look a great deal like my husband."Now this was a strange opening line, I thought. If the roles were reversed and I said something like that to a woman I had just met she'd most likely take that as a cue to tell me to get lost. But I'm.