"I thought you'd never ask," she said, "I was about to ask you."She greeted me at her door in a light blue dress that showed almost enough cleavage to...get her arrested and ended well above her knees. She entered my little, old Mercedes 190 SL roadster properly, her incredible rear first, then she swung in her long perfect legs.We went to a trendy, upscale restaurant where they knew me, so we had a good table and excellent service. When I told her I would order a vegetarian meal, she asked me. Most lived in off-campus housing. There was one off- campus rooming house that had a huge shared living room with what was, for that day, a big- screen TV. That was where we met.Everyone was expected to chip in $5.00 toward pizza and pop. If you wanted beer or stronger, you had to bring it yourself, and you had to be walking or taking the campus shuttle service when you left. Somebody rented or brought a movie or two and we ate pizza, drank beer, and talked until about one or two in the morning. I bet I'm about a size twenty. I wonder what would happen if I tried to put them on." They'd stretch." Yeah, but not ten sizes. I bet they'd rip in two." He started to pull them on, and Louise winced as he gradually got them higher and higher up his thick thighs."Alright, stop.You've made your point. You'll damage them beyond repair. That still doesn't mean I'll fuck you." In that case." Iain simply pulled them the rest of the way up. They were stretched beyond all recognition,"Take 'em off,. She needs practice fetching anyway." I got up to and pushed my chair in."Feel free to ask Taylor what's its like to be in my bed when I don't like you. Then try to imagine what it would be like if you help me get even with your idiots."I could watch the three of them talking from my barstool. I ordered drinks for them and had a seltzer-water while talking to the bartender. He asked why I was sitting at the bar when I was apparently with the women. He humored my tale of offered sexual.