Say it out loud if necessary. Just think of the Beverly Hillbillies and you will catch on. If you can’t appreciate this then exit right now, please....��Hi, I’m Amy Lou. Whut chew want?”“So thet worthless brother of mine owes yew money, and he said Ah’d pay it off with pussy, did he? Well, Ah owes him and yew looks decent, sew Ah guess Ah’ll dew it. Cumon in and let’s set a spell furst.”Now you gotta understand thet Ah ain’t no whore whut goes round fukkin fer money. Shore, Ah fucks a lot. But it. James trudged up the stairs and glanced out of the window on what was a very nice summers evening. It was mid June and they had been having nice, warm weather of late and tonight it was still quite sticky. The faint hum of the noisy bars was disappearing with every step and as he put the key into the lock of number 23, the room that he and Elizabeth shared, he was looking forward to his bed. The room was dark and cooler than the hallway outside which was nice. He closed the door, making sure to. It wasn’t hard getting a job in those days with just a high school diploma, and I got a job as a junior teller at a bank near our apartment. I went to school nights for my degree, and stayed with it, that’s all,” explained Jim.He pulled into a parking space at her apartment building and escorted her inside. “Care to come up for a drink or something?” she asked coyly.“I don’t need any more to drink, but I’d like the ‘or something’,” was his not unexpected response. Reaching under his jacket he. I was so bored, there was nothing to do. I was home alone because my parents went up North for the weekend and left me to take care of the cats. I went downstairs and got something to eat. I started making a sandwhich, and I heard the doorbell ring. Who could that be I thought to myself. I walked to the door and it was James, my neighbor."Hey James, what's up?" i asked."Hey I'm fine, I was just wondering if you would mow my lawn, I'll pay you 20 bucks." Oh yeah sure, deffinately." I.