These Are Compliments of John ASome are dated but are still funny...1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.2. Ate salad for din...er. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.3. How to prepare Tofu:a. Throw it in the trashb. Grill some meat4. I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.5. I don’t mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours. Aur chut ke daane ko failake uspe pe apni jibh laga di. Uski chut thi ya jhaato ka jungle. Shayad usne 3-4 mahine se jhaate saaf nahi kiye hoge. Uski chut ke paani ka maine taste kiya vo bilkul panjabi lassi jaisa taste tha. Ab vo moan karne lagi. Aah… aaah… uhh… chhato… apni jibh ghusedo. Hai maa…Aa……..h…… h….. . ab vo masti me aa gayi. Mai ab uske upar aa gaya. Maine apna lund uske muh ke upar rakh diya. Uske aapne haatho se mera lund pakra aur pura apne muh me nigal gayi.. It helped him immensely to go out for exceptionally pleasant social evenings with Denise and Dolores. When the three would go out, he found that Dolores tended to act as a Mae West outrageous archetype, far less reflective than her private style. Terry laughed one evening, saying, "Dolores, I'm discovering that you have a wild range of knowledge. Was I wrong to assume you were a ditz when I first knew you? Deep apologies if so and I'll also beat myself for not connecting."With a throaty laugh,. She was preparing breakfast for me.Mom was looking so sexy from behind and the sight of her hot ass was amazing. So, I slowly went to my mom and hugged her from behind. At that time, my cock touched mom’s bum and it felt wonderful.I was hugging mom like that for 30-40 seconds without moving. The feeling was so good and erotic. Actually, I had done this many times when I was a kid but nowadays, when I do it, it feels sexually arousing and my cock automatically becomes fully erect.I kept pressing.