The Friday morning had us again at the screen, Trish excelled herself her master placing a few long steel needles in her nipples then whipping her wit... a strap. The afternoon found her bound over a pick-nick table at a strange wood-land location being used by a queue of strange men, none of whom looked as though they had washed since nelson was a lad. It for some reason excited my delightful partner no end, to the extent we left the youngsters that evening telling them we were “going to the pub. I never really did anything with him, but he must have insinuated that I did. After I explained the situation to her we became best of friends." "That's one of the strangest stories I've ever heard," he said once Michelle was through."So," he asked as he let his arm fall across Michelle's shoulder, grazing her neck with his fingers as he did so, resting it on the back of the bench, "what are you doing tonight?" Well, I was hoping we could go back to my apartment and get to know each other a. ..Short story one: The Rich White Brat.I use to have a condo on the northside of Chicago near Milwaukee and Damen, which is considered a hip part of the city. I was literally walking distance from all the major bars and restaurants, which was good in case I was too drunk to drive home. One Thursday night, I was in a frisky kind of mood so I headed up the local pick up bar "Borderline". Fellas when I say "pick up bar" this place was a fucking meat market, wall to wall white pussy. The weekends. .. I mean, my having a child?" Hell no. Not at all. In fact, it's a bonus." Oh ... how so?" Well, this is kind of personal, so I wouldn't normally share this with anyone ... but I'm probably unable to father a child. So if that's a killer for you, now's the time to say so." You said 'probably.'" Yeah, well, my sperm count is very low. So the odds aren't in my favor." Jeez, that is personal. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get into you life that far." Isn't it better to know now than later?" I.