?Well, something must be wrong for you to leave like that!?Chad just shook his head. ?It really is nothing. I was just a bit?uncomfortable with him.... That?s all.??Uncomfortable? What did he say??Trust a woman to want to know all the details. ?Nothing much really.He still thinks I?m doing this as part of a sex change.??Well, you?ve got to admit, it does sort of look like it.??Yeah, I know. But it?s more complicated than that.??Stop that! It?s not that complicated!?Chad didn?t say anything.. ” The blonde man then said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: “What if one explodes before we get there?” The other says: “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: “Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.” To which the blonde man replied: “Well the joke’s on all of you. It was 10:30 by this time so her dozing was normal. I could do nothing but stare and shake my head in denial. She was cheating on me. It was difficult to keep myself from confronting her. But I wanted irrefutable proof for later ammunition.Half grumbling, I warmed up dinner and ate in deep thought. Around midnight I woke her gently and told her to come to bed. I lay in bed all night awake on my back. Playing everything I need to do tomorrow in my head. Eventually I fell asleep.I was predictably. I was devastated I thought we had the perfect marriage I started hanging out in bars and honky tonks. Then one night I ran in to my ex-wife she was dressed like a slut and acted like a whore, she came over to me and started talking about how she had changed into a sex pervert and that she liked to fuck men and women.This made my cock very hard thinking about her sweet pussy being fucked and sucked by different men and women, it had been 6 months since I had my cock buried in her cunt. We had a.