Anyway, it was my cousins' birthday and our family brought over a gift for him even though it really wasn't any party or anything.When we were standin... at the back door removing our jackets, my dad asked my aunt where was the birthday boy. She laughed and said he was down in the basement playing pool with a couple of his friends from school. My dad handed me the gift wrapped sweater and asked me to take it down to Roger. As I headed down the stairs, I didn't realize that my life was going to. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don’t care and the other twenty percent are glad I’m having them.”E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his twelve knee operations: “My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.”Vic Braden, tennis instructor: “My theory is that if you buy an ice cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.”Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked. We got on very well and there were sparks, but I was in a relationship and didn’t want to jeopardise that nor the friendship. However in 1999 me and my partner split up and my mature friend was there to help me. We quickly became fuck buddies but neither of us wanted it to be anymore than the occasional fuck. However, shortly after we started sleeping together I got a job overseas. This meant that we only saw each other when she came to visit me on holiday or when I was back in the UK visiting. "I got my face slapped last time I tried to grab a handful."My mind went back to last winter when I had escorted her to the New Year's ball. She was all sweetness and light until my hand cupped one of those fucking fantastic tits of hers then all hell let loose."Your eyes will pop out," said Helen who sat down with us, for she could see the direction of our lustful gaze. "You've got as much chance of getting into her knickers as not getting into mine." Wh-what?" I spluttered."See you later,.