Jake's first impression was that it sounded like shit and that this was some sort of one-upping maneuver in response to I See You. It was only after t...ey continued to try putting the tune together that Jake realized Matt was entirely serious."Matt," Jake said the one time he'd tried to reason with him on this song, "There's no way in hell National is going to put this song on the album. They'll use their veto power on it. This is more than just a departure from formula, it's a completely new. Quite clever really, I came out of the office one evening, as I was walking past the telephone box, a young lady opened the door to it. Holding the handset out to me, she said, ‘Mr E, there’s a call for you!’ She handed me the handset and before I’d realised what was happening she had disappeared into the crowd on the street. ‘Hello,’ I tentatively said into the handset. ‘Mr E. Tea at five in the morning. Make sure you’re not followed and try not to stand out like a sore thumb this bloody time.. At six foot one without heels she dwarfs her pet. Kat or Yekaterina is barely five foot and as sleek and supple as only a former Russian gymnast can be. As her Mistress greeted me she curled around our legs, back and forth, careful not to pull on the chain than ran from her collar to her Mistress's left hand.Unusually, my model was my client, Roni wanted a series of photographs and characteristically knew exactly what she wanted, thus the studio was already prepared. We started over in one. "Master, I made a big mistake. I came...twice. I will send you the picture right now. In fact, I will send you two pictures. Do you forgive me?" "You were given very simple instructions. You disobeyed me. Send me the picture immediately. And I'm coming home now to punish you." So that is how I ended up bent over and cuffed in this dingy cellar. Master has left me in this position to think about what I did wrong. My legs are trembling as I await my punishment. I could hear the cellar door.