”“And how many times have you said that before and ended up giving me a blow job.”“Too many to count,” she grinned. “I can’t help it. I ...ove my son, likely more than a mother should and you are just like your dad, an excellent fucker.”“Mom, you’re unbelievable! You’ll have my cock wet and leaking.”“I know!” she grinned, coaxing a bead of clear from the hole. “I love having sex so much and now with Wendy’s hormones having her in a constant state of constantly horny, I’m feeling the same effects. When a French person finishes a task, but the result is mediocre, is that called “feh accompli?”I’m about three years into my relationship now and I’ve started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: she bought me some Viagra and I bought her a treadmill.Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home. I would behave myself, or Marilyn would smack me, I’m sure.At Christmas, we did the usual and flew up to Marilyn’s family for a few days. Everybody had heard about my promotion, and I spent a fair bit explaining to my brothers- and sisters-in-law what the job was, or at least what I thought it was. Everything went well, but there was a somewhat uncomfortable conversation on Christmas day. It wasn’t about the truly dreadful meal, which Marilyn’s mother cooked - Marilyn got her abysmal kitchen. Suddenly I gasped at a knock on the glass door onto the porch. Trying innocuously to take my hands out of my pajamas, I walked to the door and slid it open. "Ms. McCall! You gave me such a start." She was standing there, a little smirk on her face. Tall, severe woman, high cheekbones, strawberry blond hair pulled back, swept up in a French braid. Wearing a green tank top dress, carrying a little portfolio. I had never seen her in anything but teacher clothes before. "I rang the doorbell but you.