"Dates! 'Cause you couldn't get one any other way!" She poked him in the ribs. "Dates!" Uh, yeah, funny, Kel," Bud said through gritted teeth. Inside,...he was furious, but he couldn't afford to let his anger show. Not yet."Oh, wait, there's more," his sister said, pulling out a much smaller package, also done up in wrinkled foil.More cautiously this time, Bud peeled away the foil. He revealed a package of condoms. He looked up at Kelly."To use on your dates!" she shrieked, hugging herself as she. " I smiled and dropped my bags on the carpet. We were back in Deke's house, in his dad's fancy recreation room and it looked immaculate."Nah," he snorted. "Maid service. I had to pay extra cause it was Sunday." I hope you tipped 'em good, it looks nice." I walked over to the bar like I owned the place. "Where's that champagne stuff at?" Chill box, underneath on the left side." Deke was taking off his jacket and walking over to turn on the stereo, digging through the remotes until he found the. They just want a good show. Most of the contestants are gorgeous women. I wouldn't say their skill is secondary - in fact, they are probably the best in the world - but people generally aren't going to pay $49.95 to watch an average-looking, middle-aged housewife give great head."Rochelle nodded her head, and her smile faded."That said, I think there's an interesting storyline here. Our audience might connect with an underdog story like yours. Having someone like you in the tournament lends it. "I bet I can drink a whole can of beer before you finish yours."I had about a half a can left so I figured why not and agreed.Ben took a beer, cracked it open and said, "Ready?" Yes." And.... Go."I looked over and in 2 seconds, he had drank it down. Scott started laughing. "Wish I could've warned you. Ben can open his throat and basically pour it down without swallowing."I set my beer down and said, "OK. Fair is fair. So, what was the bet?" (Fully knowing what the bet was).Ben leaned back,.