“They were kissing too?”The monkey nodded his head.“So,” said the officer, “you’re saying they were drinking, smoking and kissing before t...ey crashed the car?”The monkey nodded.“And what were you doing while all this was going on?”“Driving,” mimed the monkey.A couple were driving home late at night in the pouring rain when their car accidentally ran over a badger. They got out of the car to see whether it was still alive, and found that although it was very cold, the animal was still breathing.. Greg's thumb is rubbing up and down my slit as he tongues around my clit in a circle. I never had any idea that oral from a guy could be so thrilling. Every nerve in my body was lit up at one hundred and fifty percent. I was on fire and could hardly hold still.Then I feel his finger just begin to go in. Oh, my god, then it goes in further."Oh, oh, oh, OH, OHMIGOD, I'M CUMMING ... oooh, oooh, oh, I just... , ohh, I feel so ... ohh. Oh my god was that good. I've never ever ... uhh, ooooh, it was. It felt heavy, heavier than she’d thought it would. This was her first time holding a gun, and she hoped it would be her last. ‘I thought it’d be a good idea to talk to you privately before starting your ‘special training’, Derek, because I can’t help but notice that the girls who’ve been training with you, well…oh, I’m sure you’d say they were more friendly, now. More approachable.’ Derek just sat there, tapping his fingers in a slow, measured rhythm on the arm of his chair. Tap tap tap. Tap. Dannie followed close behind after she stopped to pick up Kathy's bra from the floor."Perfect," George said with a broad grin, "it couldn't be a better time to knock you up, and since I'm first I'll just bet I'll be the one to win the contest." I don't know who has the better chance to knock me up," Kathy said as they entered George's apartment, "but either way I'll be the real winner."Dannie took a quick look around the small apartment as she entered the room behind George and Kathy. One.