My mom slid two fingers into my dripping wet cunt and worked them in and out. Then I saw my father near my mother's head. His dick was hard again. My ...om slid her fingers out of me and he slid his big pecker into my pussy easily. Suddenly I was being pussy licked and fucked at the same time! My mother then reached around my body and pressed the two fingers wet with my cunt juice against my puckered anus." Just relax!" said my father."I did my best to try to relax although I was so aroused with. If I even looked at a woman when we were shopping or whatever she would let me know about it but now she was going to let this woman use me. I was flabbergasted.“OK Rob, get undressed” April said. “You what?” I exclaimed. “Get your clothes off honey. Do it now” and her voice sounded more like a command. As she had obviously planned this I thought “hell, why not” and stripped naked. “What do you think Becky?” April asked her. “Oh I think he will do fine April darling. Yes, just fine”. Becky came. ” The other student said, “I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome.” The old man said, “You thought but you are wrong.”So they asked him, “Well, old timer, what do you have?” The old man said, “I thought it was a fart ... but I was wrong, too!”... ✧ ✧ ✧Compliments of Reltney Mc ‎I heard a variation of that story (the wine-for-husband story)During Mr. Clinton’s presidency, it was reported, the President descended the stairs of Marine One, on the South Lawn of the White House, carrying two pigs. The. I spend a lot of my day talking to my neighbor and girl friend Janet she is a couple of years older than me but I feel she is more like a s****r. A s****r with a dirty mind , she has told me about her wild days in high school and in college and I find myself a little bit jealous of her ability to just let loose. One time when Dennis was away for another of his cross the country client tours. Janet asked me if I felt like getting wild for a change. What on earth do you have in mind? Janet said.