And was so big, a well built fellow. He and Ed were doing several jobs at the same time, so they would leave for work early and maybe Joe would come h...me around 10 to do paper work in his office. He always said something to me about how nice I looked and what a good looking woman I was. He always rubbed my shoulders or patted me on the back, while making these remarks. One day he put his arms around me and gave me a big kiss, I was so surprised when he did that, but he went into his room,. "I want this... I've wanted this for so long." You have?"The iCarly star simply smiled up at me and nodded her head."Come on Uncle Mike, are you telling me you've never thought about it before?" Thought about what, exactly?" You've never thought about having me?" she grinned mischievously. "I know you have." What do you mean?" I stammered nervously."I see the way you look at me, the way you look at my legs... my ass, my mouth. You want to fuck me."In truth I had never actually thought about it. ’ ‘Yeah it does,’ Natalie agreed, ‘Oh well, guess I’ll just start washing this war paint off and put the stilettos away for another night.’ ‘Aw…,’ Carly began, ‘Wait a minute! Why don’t you call Andrew?’ ‘NO!’ As if bailing on her weren’t enough, was Carly seriously suggesting she call that weird guy she and Steve set her up with last weekend? ‘Wait, Nat, hear me out,’ Carly argued, ‘I know there weren’t any fireworks or anything but that doesn’t mean you can’t hang out. You did like talking to. Worked better than a sleeping pill. Hope you didn't have anything else in mind. I want to give ya' a guided tour of the swamp. Teach ya how to find some nice juicy mushrooms, and show ya a few other things. You can wear some of Daddy's old boots, so ya' don't mess up your own clodhoppers. It can get nasty out there. I'll take care of ya' though. Just step where I tell ya'."Christie came down a second later, looking as bright and chipper as she could be. "Morning, ALL!" She went around the room.