Jab vo chalti hai to usko dekh kar har ladke aur budhe la lund khara ho jata hai ab story start karta hun.main aur meri girl frined ek hi village se h...i.aur hun apne village se dur kisi aur city main padte hai.kyun humne non-medical ke subject liye hai.vo hamare village main nhi hai .hum school bus per hi jate hai aur sham ko 6:00pm ghar aate hai.school ke baad tutiom per jate the.sab se pehle hum ek dusre ko nhi jante the jabTime beet ta gya humari pechan ek dusre se ho gyi aur num sbhi baate. Always so outspoken and forthright with John, making for some monumental arguments, always ending with amazing sex and going to bed happy, this was completely the opposite. She had done everything she swore she would never ever do. She had let down the one man who she knew deep down, loved her for who she was."John..." was all she could manage to get out. "Wh...what are you doing here?" As she watched him, trying to divert her gaze as Glen, her boss looked on, to make sure she was OK. "I came. I looked at my watch and figured I had maybe about 20 maybe 35 minutes till shes back, so I went to my little technology closet and pulled out the camera I used when I recorded videos then I went to the living room and set the camera up in a spot I could see but she couldnt, after I checked the angle and moved it a few times I was happy with how it was setup, I went back to my tech room and stood there thinking and remembered I had hidden the liquor last night too and tried to remember where I. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.And in.