He opened his eyes again, and looked at her. She stayed in my bedroom with me. My head hurts too much to even think about that.Forcing himself to get ...ut of bed, he padded silently across the floor, not wanting to wake her. After visiting the bathroom, and finding a couple of aspirin for his headache he made his way quietly to the living room, flipping on the lamp. A soft yellow glow filled the room, outlining his drawn features in shadows as he sat on the couch. This is all just a bad dream.... The right side had several racks of all sorts of women’s clothes including lingerie, dresses, shoes, wigs and much more. I had not noticed that Jacky had quit talking a few minutes ago when he saw my mouth hanging open like a fool as I took in everything. As I came to my senses and closed my gaping mouth, I looked over at Jacky and he had the biggest grin I think I’ve ever seen. We both said simultaneously that this was going to be too much fun. Once we were done giggling like school girls,. I saw it as we were strolling along.” “I have two comments and a question. One, you look fabulous but I don’t think I’d go to dinner in that if I were you. Second, not many women could wear that and get away with it, looking as good as you look. And my question. What possessed you to buy that?” “Thank you for the compliments, kind Sir, but, didn’t you mean, not many women my age?” “No,” I answered. “I mean any women of any age.” “What possessed me? Would I be revealing too much if I said, you?. Adorning the label was a yellow band ending in a trade-marked star. (Can you picture it? We were going as Knights in Armour.) The only difference I noted was that hers said, "Chili without Beans" and mine was "with Beans". A pair of four-foot can openers completed the costume.I had to kiss her before I got dressed - we'd have a hard time getting that close, once I was in my can.We won "Most Original Costume" and the prize was, appropriately enough, an electric can opener. Sometimes the Almighty.