. (Please attach rest of story... )INTRO #3: It was a dark and stormy night... (On second thought, skip this one. It's a stupid opening and totally un...elievable anyway.)Which brings me to my last point. We have to stop using dumb openings to these things. Just get the disclaimer out of the way and get on with the action. Our customer satisfaction ratings have slipped from 97% to 95.3% in the latest J.D. Powers survey, and I think our "too clever" openings may have something to do with it.And. That wasn't so difficult to say, now was it?"Tom just lay there feeling embarrassed. Embarrassed that Jen had gottenhim into the bra and panties and embarrassed that he still wanted to cumdressed as he was. Then she touched him again, lightly running herfingers along the length of his still erect penis."Now again... Say it again."Oh jeez, Tom said to himself. "I... I like wearing the bra and panties."Jen pressed down on his excited penis and began rubbing."Again." I like wearing them....I like. While in the cab she talking to me and suddenly said that she wants to make love to me. She wouldn’t mind if it’s my place or hers… Wow… I was on cloud nine when I heard these words… We reached home and this time I called her rather than smsing her. I told her that even I want to make love to her, but we should better book a hotel room for that. She initially had apprehensions about the Hotel and said that was afraid of the hidden cameras. I assured that she needs no fear and these things donot. Citizenship has been revoked and have been classified as meat.You are report to Holly Farms Inc. Meat Processing Plant # 53 in Monroe NC State Hwy 74 West @12.45pm on 02/14/2008. You have been selected for food. You will be cleaned, seasoned, slaughtered, dressed with Bar-B-Q sauce for the spit and you will be part of your Governments meat program of Skewered Long pigs; all our Long pig meat is spitted or skewered on a long pointed Stainless Steel metal rod, and are hickory smoked and slow.