Jones, but your HMO does not pay for enemas. I’m going to have to slap the shit out of you.One old lady to another: I went to my HMO Dr. today.Other...lady:I think our doctor is an HMO, but Frank thinks he’s straight.The seven dwarves of menopause: bitchy, itchy, sweaty, sleepy, bloated, forgetful and psycho.Why we love children!!A kindergarten told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked.Because I just pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,. ?Me and Judy have been seeing each other for almost a year now. Judy is a really hard player, she just hasn’t been in the clubs lately.??We decided pretty early on to do something like this with you,? Judy continued. ?We knew that it’s been awhile since you’ve last had a chance to play and felt bad about it. I know you well enough to know that you would appreciate a stunt like this.??It was really hard to keep our relationship a secret from you, so you’d fall for it,? Helen said. ?Every night. She doesn’t answer. I want to hear her voice. I really miss her. I don’t know when she leaves, I know that it’s soon however, but if it’s not too late, I’ll hop on the next flight and see her. Forget it, I’m tired of playing it by the book and I’m definitely tired of keeping my distance. I get up off of my bed and look for my passport. By the time I ask myself what I’m doing, I’m already at the airport. I buy the first ticket out of Washington to South Carolina. I fidget throughout the entire. Bluntly he brought up me and Mark carrying on our fun without him, and said he how he hates not being in the group any more. He said he know about what me and Mark had been up to and even brought one of his dad's pornos over. I was really unsure if I wanted Alex and his two friends to join in our planned weekend of fun but I thought we could jack off together then they'd leave. So I popped the VHS in and we all started to get our dicks out. Alex's friends were both a year or two older than us.