Not totally compus mentis, I opened it without realising I was still naked, to be greeted by a smiling Lucy and an even broader grinning Darren."Oh, y...u were expecting us then?" she chortled as I let them in."I was expecting you, honey, but your fella was a bit of a surprise. A welcome one though," I added coquettishly as I remembered his impressive cock from our last meeting.Wine opened and poured, we sat around chatting about this and that before getting down to some detail for the. “Hush!”“Yes mam.”“Now, Sarah you make the sandwich. I will go with Mick upstairs and help him get comfortable and we will be back down SHORTLY.”“Whatever you say, Boss. Mick, regardless I will have something for you to take on the tour.”She smiled and reached over to scratch and itch on her left tit, causing it to jiggle deliciously and drawing my eyes to the movement. Tits really are like lazar pointers.“Mick! Follow these please.”Keri took her large and wonderful breasts into her hands and. DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS...A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds. ..Okay.My best Mate holds his hand out, and she puts her hand out, and out the car she goes. I was floored, and of course, I followed them out. Sure enough they go to my car, and go to open the door, and its locked. To which I hear, "I'm such an idiot, I'll be back," and went inside looking for me, but didn't see me. I walked up to the other side of my car and unlocked my door, but the Brunette had her back to me, and thought it was my best Mate, and she just climbed in the back, so I just.