However after sex, they always dress on their own.Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.SIMPLE TRUTH #2When a lady is preg...ant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats".But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated."the Five Rules to Remember in Life1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.2. Forgive your enemy, but remember. After awhile I noticed her son was still not home, but said he would be there soonShe had go to the kitchen for a beer and then sat down on the floor. I had turned was and as I turn back I saw she was stretching, but something else was different. She has taken off her leggings and was just in a button up shirt. As she stretched I could catch a glimpse of her pussy and her breasts. Now remember I was young and while I had been with a few girls, I had never been with a woman.I couldn't stop. I don’t need any words now to express his love. Now my hand leaded him to my naval. But he sat down and made me sit. He pulled my hair band. Now my hair is flowing on me. He separated my T-shirt from me. Now I am in bra and pants. He took off his shirt. I am looking at his hairy broad chest. He is looking at my boobs he made me sleep on the floor again. He took my boobs in to his hands and felt them. Started pressing them. My tension build up again. Now we are kissing and eating each other with. He said that I couldn't get that girl you've both been dancing with, and said that he would bet me five hundred that I would strike out too if you did," I shrugged nonchalantly.He chuckled. "Well, I hope Jim gets back soon. Hell, I'll throw my five hundred in there too."Jim took that opportunity to come back into the bar. He greeted Sam and me, and I nodded back."I'm Mark, by the way," I introduced myself, shaking their hands. "Are you guys sure you want to bet with me on this?" Hell yeah," Jim.