‘Oh Dave, I have not had sex in years, you make me feel like a young girl again’, she said, starting to massage my cock.From there it was seconds ...hen my hand was up her fat thighs and looked forward to playing with her cunt. Then I stopped dead. I was playing with piss pad!‘Oh, I forgot about that, Dave, sorry’ she said, going bright red. ‘You see, I have a leaking bladder problem and it’s such a nuisance. Your disgusted aren’t you, and I wouldn’t blame you’. ‘Now hold on Joan, did I say that?. Her mind wandered to Bill and Cathy. They were taking that premarital course through the church this weekend. Bill’s mom was a religious fanatic and Bill really didn’t have a choice as to where he and Cathy would get married. They were getting married in his mom’s church and this required a weekend long course of self-discovery and relationship development, or at least that’s what the brochure said. Katie remembered back to how Bill had first told her he was dating Cathy. It was in the dead of. " Really? Maybe I'm way off here, but you seem like a party girl," I smile, "in a good way." Why do you say that? You don't even know me!" She laughed, and I could tell she was at least kind of enjoying our conversation."That's true, but it seems like it would be fun to be you - I'm sure you get all kinds of attention." Maybe, but that gets old pretty fast. A lot of guys are just gross." But then you meet me..." I laugh."Haha, right," she pauses and gives me a good look over, "I guess you're. Leaving for the airport in 10 mins.Ok, leaving the house about 20 mins later, the hour trip to the Vets seemed like a lifetime. The practice was in a very big Victorian house, set in its own grounds; the reception let in me to the holding area where the dogs had been set-up in large cages with what looked like human medical devices monitoring the condition.After texting the wife to say “at the vets”, seconds later Madge's face came into view and wanted to see the dogs before they needed to go.