Ethan opens his passenger door for me and I climb in. I tell Ethan I’m not very hungry, but he takes me to a restaurant anyways, claiming we have pl...nty of time before the movie starts. He stays on his side of the table, but gives me plenty of intent looks. While I take small bites of my salad, he asks me a ton of mindless questions. Everything from my favorite color, to where I love to shop for clothes, and my favorite sports. I had a few answers for each question. We get into a short. It is your first real day on the job, after a week of training with the most horribly smelly, tear-jerkily boring old bag of farts you had ever met.You were forced by your mother to apply for the job at this old postal company. Your local postman was about to retire, and was desperately looking for a replacement. Your mother just desperately wanted you out of the house, at least for a while, so told you to find a job or move out. You can kind of understand her frustrations, as you did really. Everyone it touched transformed into a half-human/half-animal "furry". Bodies, arms, and hands resemble those of a human being, but with the tail and head of an animal. (Except that their whole bodies were covered in fur, feathers, or scales as appropriate to their animal side, and everyone has binocular vision like a human and all their parts are sized for a human frame.) Legs, feet, and genitals were a crapshoot, there was no predicting if a person's lower body would remain largely human,. Still, he was pretty good in things like math and science and she knew that half the cheerleading team had bragged about sucking his dick because the darker-skinned boys had a reputation of sporting much bigger cocks than your average white dude.“Hi, Janet, are you waiting for someone or just for the next car?”She looked up at the tall boy and confessed her date was a no-show and she was just getting ready to head for the fairgrounds to play some video games.He threw his huge arm around her.