“I did not have sexual relations with that woman,” I said in my best Bill Clinton imitation.No one ever thought that was funny. Of course, the ref...rence was from before I was born. Believe it or not, I’d met President Clinton when I was about six. He must have been campaigning for someone, and I’d been with my granddad. I’d liked him. The man knew how to make you feel special, and he’d taken a moment to talk to me. Later my granddad had been joking around with his buddies, and someone had. I point to it and ask, "What the fuck is that?"Alexi bends close and states, "It appears to be some sort of radio control collar, similar to those which control Canis lupus familiaris."I sure as hell don't like the sound of that so I bend down, touch it and son-of-a-fucking bitch!!!Present – Alexi – Standing watchCpt. Reynolds performs an ill-advised action. He touches the radio collar attached to the Ursus arctos horribilis, then lets out a low moan, begins to shudder and I can almost see his. I make her lie down and remove the gown totally to see her only in the panties.Now, this is where I show my A game.I lick her thighs and move to her pussy..and start licking her pussy over her panty.. and boy does she go wild.She stretched her hand to remove her panty but I didn’t allow it.I lock more of her pussy and she screams “I beg you..fuck me, please… I replied I’ll remove her’ s if she removes mine..she immediately got up and removed my pant and underwear and starting licking all around. I put my Razor down and listened as the sound continued;'Ohh Fuck! Yes! Ahhhh!' I had heard my Mum having sex numerous times, I don't think she ever knew I could hear though and I didn't exactly go in to ask her to keep the noise down, considering her boyfriend was always there.I thought this was just another one of those times, except it hit me that her Boyfriend was out of town working, so who was she with?Just then I thought to myself, she's either pleasing herself or she's having an.