Being plain spoken, they are inclined to call a spade a spade!”The Mother Superior drew herself up to her full 5 foot height, and returned, “You k...ow that’s bullshit! They call it a fucking shovel!”More from St John‎ Jokes“Hey, Domino’s. I got your pizza and there ain’t any toppings ... no nothin’ ... it’s like only just bread!” “Please give us your phone number and street address”. “Never mind ... I opened the box upside down!”My neighbour. She’s single. She’s shapely. She’s beautiful and she. As far as I was concerned, though, if the old guy still could still get that kind of pussy, why shouldn't he?I loved spending time with Uncle Buster. For a while my parents tried to keep me away from him, but as I got older they gave up. He and I did everything together- he even had one of his lady friends give me my first blowjob! How cool is that?He was so young at heart and so vibrant that I thought he'd be around forever. I was hard to accept the fact that he died. The rumor was that he had. Those two together may just kill me. She just went down to see if they have any shops where she can by some sexy cloths. I told her I would be along in a minute. I just had to get this all down on paper. Susan and I have not had much time to talk yet but I think were in for an exciting two weeks. Hell I think were in for an exciting rest of our lives. I'll let you know. --- Susan and I had long talks during our time on the island but I was still in shock after two weeks. As soon as I walked in, there he was with his boner on display. I called Keith up to the front of class.“Does anyone want to give him some relief?” I looked over at Kristen and saw a scowl on her face. I totally forgot about her and Keith being an item so I walked over to her whispered in her ear and said I was sorry. Kristen got up and performed well and right after she hugged me. Our breasts rubbed together then she went in for a kiss. I backed off and it seemed she was hurt by it so I kissed.