"Got a long title, though," Paul said. "Two Strikes, and You're Out." I don't know, Paul," Lois said. "That 'You're Out' part is pretty pessimistic, i...n't it? I thought you were going to write an inspirational story." Well, how inspirational it'll be will depend, I guess, on how I'm able to wind it up. Whether it has a happy ending."Marjorie had been listening to all this with interest. "Seems to me, with a girl like Lois around, a happy ending is almost guaranteed!" Your mother's a. I thensaid I wanted a girl who does anal. That, apparently, was also not inhis english vocabulary, so I pointed at his rear end. He then seemedto understand. I handed him a tip worth about $20. I prayed he wastrustworthy, since sodomy in Thailand is actually illegal.About an hour later, there was a knock on my door. I opened it to findthe bellhop and a thin woman. She was old, as Thai prostitutes go,probably 17 or 18, but she was thin and rather pretty. She had on atight top which showed her. “Ass too high; run too fast.”✧ ✧ ✧An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: “Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care and have a look here!” He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, only. Not a chaste kiss but not really sexy either, that would come later. ‘I don’t mind what you imagined,’ I smiled, ‘I think you ought to tell me later. Do you want to sleep with me?’ He took a deep breath, ‘Oh yes but . . .’ ‘But what?’ ‘What about father?’ ‘He doesn’t mind. He knows I love him. Sleeping with you won’t change that will it just as Jo sleeping with Mike won’t change their love for us. You never know,’ I said looking at him pensively, ‘we may even fall a little bit in love.