Sorry about all the numbers but being an accountant I’m a numbers man.When my pathetic phallus is erect it easily fits inside a toilet roll tube. Be...r in mind that only 0.1% (that’s 1 in 1000) of Caucasian men have small cocks, defined as between three and half to four and half inches long when fully erect. So I have given you a few of my vital statistics, let me tell you about my wife.She is 5 foot 9 inches tall, has a blonde bob haircut, a full athletic figure and her crowning glory are her. I said, “What lime?” She pulled out a lime wedge and put it between her red painted lips. I took a long slow lick of her ample chest still encased in its pink satin prison and put salt on her. Then I licked her again and I swear I heard her moan softly as I picked the salt up from her body. I moved down and picked up the shot with my mouth and drank it quick, pulling the shot glass away I realized I had one task left so I moved up to grab the lime which she cleverly dropped into her mouth so I. Even got radio contact with BHQ — fuckers — hoping the local fuckheads couldn't work the radio location gear we knew they now had. Probably knew damn' well where we were anyway, for fucks sake and not that HQ was any fucking help. Told us they'd track us with a drone, which was really nice of them — at least the Next of Kin would know exactly how we died. Might even get to see it all, eventually, in high def video ... which must be Good, right?One thing was Good, though. We'd brought enough. ”Her comment about “gigs” and “multiple cocks” lit a bulb in my brain. She and I were only enjoying each other’s company because I told her I authored erotic stories which turned her on to tell me hers. I realized that Joanie was not only the source of only ONE amazing story but might be the source of many. For a writer, our being together was like finding the mother lode in a goldmine ... with benefits.Giving me an almost frightening, predatory look, she blurted, “God damn it, Peter, talking.