I learned about masturbation before he did, so after the first time I jacked off, I called him and told him about it. We’ve even jerked off together... we didn’t watch each other or anything, but we shared a magazine while we beating our meats next to one another… yes it’s weird, but we were that good of friends. He has a nice home life, an older brother named David, who moved out of the house a couple years ago. His dad is a very successful business type, I honestly can’t remember what his job. “Please, Mrs. Smith, make Brian ask me out.” She giggled. “ohhh God…” I moaned. I just knew that I had a big “Just been Fucking” sign on my face. Mom looked at us kind of funny, shook her head. “Brian, be nice to Wendy. Besides, when was the last time you went on a date? It would do you good to help her out. First time dating is always stressful for us girls.” Wendy was nodding her head with a matter of fact look towards my mom and I. “Yeah,,, Brian it would do you good to help me out. I could. "What do you mean," Ashley argued. "He always acts like he is." "Oh yeah, there's no doubt he likes you okay. He thinks you're really hot. Always asks about you. Most of last year he was asking me every time I saw him, how you and Rob were doing. He was sure it would never work with you two." "Sounds to me like he's interested. Why do you say not?" "You're not his type." "What do you mean, not his type." "You know... the kinds of girls he likes... he expects certain things." "Sooo," she asked,. “As well as being an arshole to me in the past, you’ve also disliked Prince, when I’ve brought him round to visit, haven’t you?” She said.“When he wanted to lick your face in greeting, you pushed him away, didn’t you?” She continued.“I didn’t want him jumping up at me,” I protested.“Very wrong,” said Julie. “You’ll have to make it up to him,” and with that, she called Prince over from the corner, where he had been sitting.“I’ve trained him, as I will train you” she said laughing. “Lick” she.