" Well, the key to a mom's heart is through her child."I smiled and rolled my eyes. He always had a way to say the right things, or the thing that wou...d just melt my heart."That's true." What is the minimum time frame you'd move out here?" You know, I don't know. That depends on a few things, but I think in about three or four months I'll be willing to explore that. Why?" The lease on my apartment is up in five months, and I figured if it's something you were ready to do, that I should look at. "Is this boy bothering you, May? You certainly aren't very careful about the company you keep."She put her beringed fingers to her mouth, and he yelped out a protest, but as far as I was concerned, that was aplenty. I reached across and grabbed him by his lapels and jabot and twisted. "Explain yourself, you turd," I demanded. "What are you doing to this fine young woman?" She's mine," he squeaked. "I paid for her, bought those clothes."I looked slantwise and the girl nodded agreement. I twisted. It might be weird at first dating someone the same age as your son. But we are both adults and let's face it, Karen... the men you have dated–the men your own age–haven't exactly been top drawer material."Maybe it's time you tried something different. Maybe instead of looking at the outside of a man so much, you should be looking at the inside... at their heart. And if you do look at the heart... well you won't find anyone who would be more committed or more dedicated to making you happy than. "It... it felt... good. Inside me, I mean."I smiled and clapped my hands. "Very well done!" I said. "You've demonstrated Newton's third law. Madison's action of smelling Lacy's foot caused an equal and opposite reaction of pleasure inside her body."The pair looked on with stupefied expressions. Then Madison's face melted as realization struck her. "I get it!" she smiled. Lacy, meanwhile, looked on with the same confused bewilderment as before."Lacy," I waxed, "I can see you're not following.