Two deer were leaving a gay bar...One turned to the other and said, “Man, I can’t believe I blew thirty bucks in there!”What’s the difference ...etween a G-spot and a golf ball?A man will actually search for a golf ball.What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?You can unscrew a lightbulb.What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?We’re closed. Beat it.How do you embarrass an archaeologist?Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it comes from.I took a poop. Mike was openly bisexual and was known as a big whore at school. I still had issues with my sexuality so I didn’t tell my roommate I was gay. But Mike had Gaydar that was 100% accurate which overloaded when he met me. Ever since that day he has been trying to get with me. It’s not that I didn’t want him back I mean how could anyone not want him? Ryan was a tall handsome guy with dark brown eyes, he had light skin and pitch black hair in the style of a fauxhawk. He had a strong jawbone and deep. Claudia had one other problem to deal with. She was near the end of an hour's tutoring of Ella, a girl in the upper sixth form. She was a prefect at the college.So, to give herself time, she glared at Luke and ordered, “Take your trainers off and then go and press your nose against the wall whilst I get the cane. It will get you into the right frame of mind. Put your hands on your head as well.”Luke smiled at the thought of doing naughty spot time but was ready to obey his strict. Temple wouldn’t happen to be an elderly woman about so tall?”“That’s her,” Denise said.“She gave me fifty dollars to take Burl to dinner,” Laura said.Denise said, “That doesn’t surprise me.”“Wow.”Denise said, “I better get to work. My boss is an asshole.”“So is mine,” Laura said with a grin.Throughout the day, people who worked in the mall stopped by to see how Burl’s date had gone. Unused to that kind of attention, it was getting embarrassing. There was this unspoken question about whether or.