Then, one day, the inevitable happened. It was a Friday. I was wearing leggings as pants with a spandex thong underneath, and a sports bra as a top. I...also wore a jacket that I had zipped up most of the way, but had left unzipped enough to expose my cleavage. I was trying to attract attention. I couldn't tell if any girls liked what they saw, but I know that I looked good because I saw many guys staring at my butt as I walked when they thought I wasn't looking.It turned me on so much knowing. Daisy hated the dark-haired and rumpled boy and his group of friends but they'd sort of become my regular clique to hang out with at lunch. None of Daisy's middle-school friends shared our lunch period, after all, and of course her boyfriend Craig and his friends attended the high school across the street.What really annoyed Daisy about sitting with Jessie and his group at lunch was that they all thought she was like me. They constantly hit on her and copped feels without permission, thinking. The brunette says, “I’ll have some H2O.”The blonde says, “I’ll have some H2O, too.”The blonde died.There’s a new kind of coffee that acts as a strong laxative.It’s called G.I. JoeHow do two cats make love?The male cat goes to the female cat and says ‘naaaoooouuuw’.And the female cat responds by saying, ‘not naaaoooouuuw’.If you rob a bank in a sanctuary city, is it “illegal”, or just an “undocumented withdrawal”?What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and ET?ET learned to speak. “Yeah right. Like I’m going to get any work done now,” Rob said aloud to the empty room. Contrary to this missive, he was in fact able to mostly focus on his work. An hour or so had passed and he was thinking through an electrical problem when the doorbell interrupted his thoughts.The company Rob worked for was in an older two-storey house that had been converted to office space. Rob’s office was on the second floor so he had to make his way down to the front door. He opened the door to find.