That's better," I said to one of the cats that had decided to join me. He just looked at me for a second then after deciding my pile of clothes was a ...erfect bed for him, he laid down. I lit a cigarette and began to relax.I don't know how much time had elapsed but I knew the fire needed tending so I leaned forward to rearrange the wood in the fire pit and tossed on a few more pieces of wood for good measure. The cat stayed dozing on my clothes even as I sat back down and grabbed another beer. Mom’s older sister Grace was there waiting for us. She’s prettier than my mom, but I heard my mom also say that she was ‘promiscuous.’ Since I now understand what a lot more words mean with my lightning induced brain, I realized Grace was being called a slut.The next book I read should be a dictionary, one of those big ones. We had one; it was as big as a Thanksgiving turkey. The minute we got home, I took my stuff up to my room, and then came back down and got a little folding table, the kind. Then I got a flea in my ear from my boss about being late for work and my secretary met me with a whole load of messages about things that had apparently gone wrong on just about every job we had on the go.So still feeling like shit, I had to walk back to my car before I could drive around the various sites to discover what was so important it couldn't wait until Monday. But not before I'd found the tosser who'd parked his car in my bloody parking bay and tore him off a strip.The traffic was. The wife and I went out to the bar for some drinks and live music and we ended up running into my wife’s best friend growing up. I must say she was looking very hot that night in a short black skirt with a skin tight tank top on proudly showing off her very nice D cup titles. She sat down with us and I ordered one of many rounds of the night. The girls were drinking Captain and Cokes as I sat back and watched their inhibitions slowly fade away.After about 5 or 6 drinks they were dancing dirty.