As I parked in the car park close to the pub I remembered that it was Trivial Pursuit night and the place would be packed, plus it would take ages to ...et served a beer let alone a meal.'Ah fuck, ' I thought as I stood outside the pub hungry & thirsty but not wanting to go in. Turning around I headed over to Steve's Kebab Shop across the road and studied the menu board for a couple of minutes trying to decide what I fancied.Five minutes later I was walking back out with a mixed kebab, chips and. ." she touched them through the cloth, making them rise, "... and here." Boy, I could almost sell that as part of my 'Dirty Duds' line." Melanie inspected Toni closely. "It's lovely. And, so are you. What can I do for you? You here for business or pleasure?" Business," Toni said. "Need something for my legs. Now that I've slit all my skirts, I need something - sometimes - for stockings. I never liked panty hose, so I need help." Well, of course, there are garter belts..." Melanie said,. Her lips parted & to my surprise I entered her quite easily it was a tight fit but her natural lube was doing its job. She let a massive breath out & went limp her head dropping to the side. Fuck she passed out, I grab her head, are you okay? I’m fucking awesome, she replies with eyes closed. Thank god, don’t know how I could of explained that one. I start fucking her slowly & gently at first her body pushing into mine on the instroke we both got into rhythm our crotches colliding then bouncing. Eventually I tried to minimize this issue, saying "this is just a thingfor my grad assistant job, so I can keep working there. I needed awoman's name for the paperwork or they couldn't keep me and I would losemy job and have to quit." I know it's weird, but it's what I had to do to stay in school. Pleasedon't be mad at me mom." Then I held my breath while it was her turn tospeak. She was too quiet for too long, and I was getting worried.Eventually she said, "what should I call you now, dear..