Any idea of what I pay my maids for Christ's sake?"My poor husband just became an obstacle in the way of me gettingto the woman I wanted to be with da... and night. I became short andnasty with him. Openly scornful at times. Strangely, he didn'tseem to mind. Just kept coming back for more. One night he was offon a short business trip and I had Mary come visit. Lying in bedafter some serious contact, I snuggled into her side. "Maybe wecould just kill him for the insurance?"She fondled my left. This was done once a month and took him into several hospitals and even into the State Medical Examiner's laboratory. His firm also did some work for the weights and measures lab. Not difficult but he had to be very precise, and it did entail a great amount of traveling.Ed didn't forget to call Cindy before she went to bed. She didn't have too much to say, but was highly excited about seeing Paul and Sally, again. Penny was in the shower so he didn't get to talk to her. Cindy said they had most. I froze for a minute not knowing what to do and then decided that if she hadn’t seen or heard me come through the gate I could simply retreat and walk away. I turned quietly but had taken only a single pace when the gate banged shut in the breeze. I turned quickly to face Anne who, hearing the gate, had her spun round. We stood facing each other. I really don’t who was the most embarrassed. I felt like a peeping tom and Anne just seemed mortified to be caught pissing her jeans. For a moment. Missionary sex was pretty much it for her, while I like it all; woman on top, reverse cowboy, doggie position, sixty-nine, standing up, sitting down, on the kitchen counter, in the shower. It doesn't matter. I was brought up to believe in "variety is the spice of life." So it became pretty apparent at retirement time that I was free to take the motor home and go camping, but my wife was going to Hilton Head with her girlfriends. To my way of thinking, if she met some hot young dude while lying.