“It’s too packed and the signal here is shit” he messaged in what seemed like a panic. “it’s ok I’ll find you soon and we’ll sort it fro... there” to be fair to him it was ridiculously packed, which is unusual for a mid winters Sunday day. My phone buzzed with a picture message. It was of a wall and lamp post… Luckily I’ve lived here for around 13 years now so I knew where he was. He told me what car he was in and that he had his hazards on and a minute later I had found the car. Walking up to. It just says, "I will be a bit later".WOW, now I am as hard as steal! By 9:30, I get another text. "Andy says hi. I think that I might have been naughty". With a photo of Andy smiling.Mary walks in the door at 10:15 and I can tell that her hair is messed up and her blouse is buttoned up crooked. I can also smell alcohol and sex. I am so fuckin horny by then, that I lay down on the bed and my wife stands up above my head so I can see up her skirt. I ask, "where are your panties"? She sits on my. "Sophia! I've never! Oh, damn! By the Gods, I'm gonna cum so hard!" Good!" I moaned and took another lick at her clit. "I want you to erupt. I want you to cum so hard on my dildo. I want you to feel my love." Love?" groaned Angela. "Oh, yes! Slata's hairy cunt! I'm gonna cum! Fuck me faster! Harder!"I listened to her, moving my hand faster. I sucked my lips onto her clit. She screamed in delight into my pussy. Her tongue shoved deep into my hole, fucking me like I fucked her cunt. My pussy. Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’“Nah,” says the little old Jewish man... “Costs too much!”These are compliments.