"People were now laughing all around the room, even the men."How do you win an argument?" Beat. "Be pregnant. That's it! You'redone"What's the dif...erence between a pregnant woman and a terrorist?"Beat. "You can negotiate with a terrorist."A woman doesn't know what happiness is until she's married. By thenit's too late." Do you know how many middle-aged men go out for a pint of milk andnever come back? Beat. Not enough.When I came to the end of my allotted five minutes, I got the. Ek din kavita ne mujhse bataya ki unka boss kal yaha aa raha hai. Tab mai unke baat ko samajh nahi paya tha.lekin agle din jab raat ke saat baze kavita puri tarah se taiyar hoke kahi jane lagi to maine kavita se puchha to unhone bataya ki wo apne boss ko lene jaa rahi hai. Mai samajh gaya ki aaj kavita apni raat boss ke saath bitayengi. Jab kavita ek handsome aur smart adami ke saath room pe kuchh der ke baad ayi to mai samaj gaya ki wo koi aur nahi unka boss hi tha. Khana khane ke baad kuchh. ’ ‘Unh-hunh.’ ‘And you asked her to invite me to the party?’ ‘Unh-hunh.’ ‘I thought she thought I was some kind of jerk.’ ‘She thought you’d rather fuck her ass than get to know her.’ ‘She wanted to try it and so did I.’ ‘I know. You just didn’t click. You really didn’t want to get to know her all that much.’ ‘Probably not,’ I admitted. ‘Girls have accused me of being selfish in bed. I really like getting them off, but maybe I do get lost in it in the end.’ ‘So to speak,’ she giggled. It took. “Another thing I like is...” and with that I leaned in and kissed her.“Mmm, I like that too” she replied as she pulled me over hug me.While her attention was focused on kissing me, I slid my hand down and started to play with her pussy. “This is another thing that I like to do,” I told her.Jennifer got a big grin on her face and whipped the cover off. “Oh yeah, me too. I feel really horny this morning. Want to take care of that little problem?”I didn’t need to be asked twice. True to her words,.