I declined. I told her to take it up with you two!”“Oh, great!” Josie said. “ONE terrorist in the house isn’t enough, so you send us another...one?”“Hey, it was YOUR son who had her in tears today.”“He’s YOUR son, too,” Josie protested.“Does that include buying a Nintendo 64 without getting the ‘stink eye’ from you?”“Never mind,” she groused. “And yes, I do remember electronics were part of the agreement. I just felt his Super NES was sufficient.”“Just so we’re on the same page, I’ll replace his. I knew what she was going to do, but I thought like most of her other victims, that I was the one who was going to get inside those pants. I wasn't; she spent the entire night doing everything possible to make me shoot my load in my pants. Too bad she didn't know about my problem.See... I need seven minutes of actual contact. Ten seconds of teasing here or there simply wouldn't do it. So I guess I actually won. Didn't feel that way to me then.While I told my mom about Miko, she was sliding that. Another patrol arrived in about ten minutes and the two survivors were taken back to base. That’s when the pain kicked in. Both Lewis and his buddy were stabilized and sent to the Landstuhl Medical Center in Germany. He was in Germany for better than two months. They operated on his leg and his finger and he had physical therapy after he healed a bit. While he was in therapy he received a Purple Heart, a Bronze star and a letter from Julie, his fiancée. She said she was sorry but she had met. Finally she noticed the looks of the guys and turned on them.“What are you pervs looking at? Haven’t you ever seen a woman before?” She asked.Billy, the younger brother of Tom’s best friend Ray, stammered, “Yes ma’am, but I don’t know if I ever seen one get wet yelling at her husband.” Barbara looked down and noticed the wet spot. Not knowing what to do, she glared at the young man who had pointed out her predicament.“I’ll have you know that my husband had nothing to do with this,” she said as.