A couple of guys ran for the bathroom to empty their bladders, they’d be sweating out all the Gatorade we drank during the game, otherwise. Even tho...gh it was going to be closer to 8:45 before we kicked off, we were all ready.The team had me go out with the captains for the coin toss. Seems I’d been voted in as a team captain, and didn’t know it. We had our introductions, then Governor Carlin held the coin out. I almost laughed. It was one of the large escudos, almost four ounces of pure gold.. " he said hanging up. Elisa walked into the Brass Tap Pub, which was clearly a product of a bygone era. The floor was littered with cigarette butts and nut shells, the air was rife with smoke and the stench of stale beer and urine. Against her better judgement she sidled up to the bar and sat down on the only stool that wasn't covered with Duct Tape. "What can I get ya?" the Bar Tender asked. Elisa flashed back to the previous night and her liason with....what's his name, this barman was his. It's been an hour since you saw her car in that parking lot. You begin to worry as you pace the floor. The sound of the garage door being raised can be heard from the kitchen. Your wife is home and you're relieved! The door opens and you're waiting for her with a smile and a hug. She smiles back at you and puts her purse down on the table and gives you another hug and a kiss. It was cool today but she feels hot and her make up appears as if it had been recently wiped off except for her. “Just in case you’re not about to be stimulated enough,” he said, “These clamps, along with the butt plug, are connected to the car battery via a circuit. You will receive a current of electricity that coincides with the rpm, and you’ll receive jolts whenever I shift gears or brake. Downshifting is exceptionally fun!”He then reached under his seat and pulled out a ball gag. “We’ll need to keep you from drawing too much attention from the other commuters this morning”, he said, as he strapped.