Jan eventually got herself back together and not long after that we reached our first destination, an adult novelty shop that would have most of the t...ings on my “must have” list.The place was your typical porn shop, covered windows, warnings about minors entering and the requisite parking lot at the rear so customers might come and go unseen. A guy, who was probably about my father’s age, with a round belly probably resulting from a few too many beers, ran the place. You know the king a belly. I got on the computer for about 15 minutes and did a couple things, and took what I had gotten, and some scotch tape into the bedroom. I also took a shower, and dressed up, did my make-up, nails, high heels, hair and the deep red lipstick he loves so much. I got out what I needed, and then went out all 8 months pregnant of me and sat on his lap, and began to kiss him so deeply and wet just the way he likes it, running my hands and fingers through his thinning hair. I then led him into the. Me : Girlfriend to hai par phir bhi haath se hi kaam chalta hai.Aunty : Matlab kabhi darshan bhi nahi hua?Me : Darshan to hua hai.Aunty : Kaisi lagi?Me : Kya?Aunty : wohi? Jiska darshan ho gaya hai?Me : maine to sirf upar ka darshan kiya hai.Aunty : Niche ke liye tu mujhe dekh raha tha na nadi me nahane ke time?Mai to hil sa gaya ye sun ke.Maine kaha : Kya? Kab?Aunty : Ab zyada hero mat ban. Mai tujhe dekh rahi thi. Kaise tu mujhe dekhke haath hila raha tha.Me : Matlab aap jaan bujhke blouse. .Mom : “ Yeah.. I came here to tell you that.. your classes beings tomorrow 10:00 AM sharp after your father leaves , be prepared”Me : “ yeah.. yeah.. sure I’ll”Mom :” what were you doing by the way.. did I disturbed you..?”Me “ no not really.. just.. googling some facts”Mom “ focus more on your studies”Me “ hmmm.. sure”Mom “ sleep now.. good night..”She turned to leave..Me “ Ughh,,. Mom.. there’s one more thing.. I would like to say..”Mom “ yeah,, what..??”“about that thing we had today..”She.