I went to the store to retrieve my order, while I was out, I picked up some other things I thought I would need. When I got home, I drew a nice hot ba...h, and added some of the bath beads I had picked up. After a long soak in the tub, I grabbed a razor and some shaving cream.Here goes nothing, I thought, as I proceeded to shave everything from the neck down. I had shaved my legs before, and I had shaved my chest before, but I can never remember doing them both at the same time. I got out of the. How low had you fallen.It all started with the Lorican war. One day, 256 years ago a huge army gathered at the edge of the plains that bordered your family's domain. Masses of green skins, undeads, demons and even dragons had gathered under the banner of the high Lich Loric the grim.A strong defense was offered but once the three red dragons got into it the world burned and all that was left of your family were a despaired widow and a new born son that would never meet his father.They retreated. It was only 11 pm. Her husband was watching TV but turned it off to fix her favorite bourbon and water and give her his full attention. He asked the question in the title. Her reply, “Yes and no, honey. I’m home early.”She was a statuesque redhead with long hair and blue eyes. A shape that had grabbed men’s attention all her life. A very sexually desirable woman who had the libido to match. Jeff, her husband for the last two of her twenty-four years sometimes wondered why she had chosen him. We were all dozing contentedly when Grandma came through, announcing breakfast. I looked around and learned another lesson about sex parties: everyone was getting dressed.Well, partly dressed. I don't think anyone put on a bra. It was pretty much shorts and tops. A couple of the girls wore sweat pants, more or less whatever was handy and warm, because it was a little cool outside.After breakfast we got to doing 'stuff'. Mostly it was goofing around around the water. A few kids went swimming,.