" What a creep. Now I hope they do cancel the show." How was your party?" It was wonderful! I met so many people. Everybody was talkingabout Wet Girls...like the show is past history already, and askingme if I'd be interested in this series or that movie. Oh Sandy, Iwish you'd been there." Someday, maybe. Right now I just want to go to bed." How about an early Christmas present?" What?" I got something special for you. I know you'll just love it!After the night you've had, I want to give it to. ..........I was?....I don't think so...." Oh yeah....you have an intensity.....I couldn't miss it" There were a lot of guys....maybe they were...."And she interrupted me, "No....you...were...staring...at...me."And I looked down from her eyes at the bar. I knew I couldn't deny it. "I'm sorry....you're quite attractive. I shouldn't have done that. I apologize. Can I make it up to you? What do you want? Can I buy you a drink?"And she replied, "Sure...buy me a beer...I like Heineken."And so I. Mere pati muje badi tassali se chodte the.Din rat meri chudai ka program chalta rahta.Isi tarah jindgi chal rhi thi.Mere pati muje apne school me le gye or m bhi wahan job karne lagi.Sara staff acha tha.Hmare school me ek teachet the jinka name vijay tha.Wo pahle din se mere piche hath dho ke pad gya tha.Jab mere pati idhar udhar hote to wo mere pas kisi na kisi bahane se aa jata or idhar udhar ki baate karne lgta.M use koi bhav nhi deti thi par m dhyan rakhti ki wo baate karte hue mere boobs. 'Well, it's quite simple, really, ' says the seller, 'whenever the Bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It Protects it from the rain.'And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her Parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.''When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person.