Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?A: “Gosh, I remember these!”Great Quotes“There are a ...umber of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500.” Lynn Lavner“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.” George Burns“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.” Sharon Stone“My mother never saw the irony in calling. I got hard looking at her. We went to eat and during the meal she would sit and accidentally flash a little. Of course she then had to go to the bathroom a couple of times so I could watch her beautiful ass sway back and forth. Once we got done with dinner we nade our way to the dance club. Before we went in there, I had her skirt unbuttoned so it just barely covered her shaved pussy. We made our way through the pretty big crowd that was there. Most all were younger than us but my wife looked. That was a major relief for Jerry as he headed to work with Martin since it meant that his son would not be alone his first day at home.Work had been total chaos ending with them setting a sales record for a single day of business. It had been so busy that he had Martin bring him tacos from across the street for lunch. The food had sat heavy in his stomach and his feet were sore by the end of the day. It was with a real relief that he had locked up the store to go home.Jerry had gone into his. "He approached her angrily, "You have to what, Melinda. What will you do?!" Its quite simple, I have to punish you, Jennifer. It was you that chosenot to wear that sexy red dress and put on those stupid looking jeans andtee shirt. What did you think you were doing?"He looked at her confidently, "I am thinking that I'm going to leave." LEAVE," she echoed."Yes," he confirmed. "Its over. I am just going to walk out. Whose going tostop me, You?" he asked as he stared at her."Yes," she answered.