Getting no response I stepped into the hallway and was about to call again when I heard some noises coming from upstairs. Thinking that’s where she�...�d be I headed towards her bedroom and as I got closer to the door, which just happened to be slightly ajar, I suddenly caught a glimpse of a naked body in the dressing table mirror. Not wanting to intrude; I carefully tiptoed until I could have a good look inside. What I saw was Carol lying naked on the bed playing with her rather small breasts and. The next afternoon rolled around and I decided togive my old buddy the night of his life. I took a shower and shaved mylegs. I put on my sexiest white bra and a pair of thong panties. I did anextra good job on my makeup and put my hair in pigtails. When I cradled mymelons and looked in the mirror, I could not believe how sexy I looked.Penthouse centerfolds had nothing on me. I put on a pair of orange, dressshorts and an orange and white flowered, low cut top. Lots of my DD's andample cleavage. Many feel I have a gift, and that gift should be shared with the less fortunate. This is the first in a series of instructions for you poor guys that need my help. This can also be used by my lesbian friends. While I am a guy, I don't consider women who like women much competition, so ladies feel free to use any of my tricks.First off, my kind of woman drives a truck. The problem is that the yuppies now have a truck that doesn't count. These damned SUVs are diluting the gene pool. So, I have to. No train. Ickkk. We had spoken to the preacher at the church we went to before Mom ... Before then, and he said he would marry us, happily. He knew the story and the trials and tribulations, literally, that we had been through as a family and while understanding our absence requested both of us attend regularly. I told him “I’ll work on it, but you know how men are.” He laughed. My man didn’t. Oh well. No sense of humor in church.We went flying several times, to other airports, even once flying.