Two nuns were shopping at a 7-Eleven store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste ...onderful on a hot summer evening?” The second nun answered, “Indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand.” “I can handle that without a problem,” the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the checkout. The cashier had a surprised look. Nothing gets me up like a navel show in a saree.I used to intentionally sit in side benches so as to get a proper view.My mother noticed these changes in me and she told my dad.They both decided that it would be best if I was sent back to kerala. So I was shipped back to alleppy,vijyayan uncle came to meet me at the airpor t,he gave me a warm hug and told me that I’ve grown up a lot.I asked about sheela chechi and he said that she stopped her studies after 10th and they are looking for grooms. And you John Tynsdall, your sister is at Dunrossiter, and we all know what she had done to her! She was buggered by the Earl and his sons until she damn near bled to death!” argued Rory Shaughnessy.Across the table a red-haired man hung his head in shame, saying nothing. None of the other occupants of the tavern responded, though a murmur of indignation swept the room.Rory turned on another man. “You, Seamus, your oldest daughter is an English bastard, and you, Andy, your sister is expecting. “We better go look for my stepfather. I’m sure he wants to get started.” “That’s a great idea, Madelyn.” We both grabbed our robes and went downstairs to look for my stepfather. We didn’t see him in the kitchen and then went outside to see if he was there. My stepfather was naked on a chaise lounge sunbathing. We both walked out to the pool to talk to him. -- “Good afternoon ladies. Did you both sleep well?” “We slept great. What would you like us to do?” "How about we go inside and I’ll.